Ever wondered what would happen if say, a three year old were to take a full urine soaked diaper and swing it joyously around his head and then slam his nine year old brother in the head with it?
It Explodes!!!
And there would be plump gelatinous urine soaked BB things everywhere. In the rug, the carpet, furniture, you get the picture. There would also be clumps of other indescribable clumps of pee fiber from wall to wall. Good times!
In case you were wondering it would not be a good idea to try and clean it up with a vacuum. That would just smush the gelatinous pee into the carpet and rug. You would have to pick up each individual little pee clump up one by one.
It would also take every fiber in your being to not beat said three year old. Lucky for Evan he was spared. He did however get to help clean up the pee goo. I think he will be taking a nap today.
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4 comments:
LOL, Seriously, I'm laughing loudly and almost rolled on the ground. I swear something like that happens almost everyday here. Hope he took a nap and your day got better.
That is soooooo funny! We are at my sisters and we were checking out your blog. We all enjoyed your story. Stinks to be you but we sure did get a good laugh! Thanks for sharing!!!
I second "The Queens" response in uncontrollable laughter. Oh how I wish we lived closer to you and that little Evan.
Your description made me laugh out loud also! You painted a very colorful description with your words - too funny! It's funny for us to hear about - not too funny for you. One of those you will laugh about later and Evan will be reminded of indefinitely! Looks like you had a fun summer and made lots of good memories.
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